villainquoteoftheday:

There you are, Thief in the Shadows!”

-Smaug, “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”

Tony wants to know why Steve doesn’t say his name in bed.
Steve doesn’t want to admit it, but he wants Tony to get rough on him.

imsirius:

make me choose: Natasha Romanoff or Maria Hill (for Monz)

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

pomodoko:

Based on this post, I finally managed to finish my first fan comic for Captain America.

cookiecarnival:

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."
- Walt Disney

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

THIS IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE THIS IS NEAR WHERE I LIVE AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF CHILDHOOD I HAD TO FACE GODDAMN

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

image

riddle-my-hiddles:

young-avenger-wiccan:

my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” 

how in the fuck